Here I am, back on campus, with nothing to do but people watch.
(I'm an idiot, and should know after all these years of college that there are almost NEVER lab sessions during the first week of the semester.)
It's raining, and sadly I don't get to see many new sad prospects for high fashion.
Now, truth be told,
UW Milwaukee is not quite the fashion show that the U of M, Twin cities was. In the arena of Midwest universities,
UWM is far more blue collar than the U of M.
Still, that black Bebe visor with white rhinestones was pretty interesting. Is that really fashionable? I mean, it just looked silly.
Here is another question, for the girls that wear bright pink... don't your eyes burn by the end of the day? I mean, I'm not one to question your color choices. I just wonder if you have to sacrifice a bit of your daily vision in order to rock such an ostentatious shirt.
Look! A Panthers shirt! There's some school spirit. Much better than the Badger and Cubs logos I saw earlier.
HEY YOU! EAT A SANDWICH!!
Okay, I sort of understand the
iPod on the arm thing... but your forearm? Really? How is that less in your way? Hell, the extra mass is probably totally throwing off your momentum, I bet you'll have a weird inexplicable pain in your shoulder blades tonight.
I wonder if anyone suspects that I'm listening to "When Doves Cry" by Prince right now. I wonder what this girl with a
polka dot purse almost half her size would say about that. (Probably nothing that couldn't be countered by mocking her purse)
And this guy? This is what Jesus would look like with Aviators.
Anyone going to Pantherfest that wants to come along with me? I don't even know if I want to go myself, but knowing who else will be there will aid my decision.
Happy Fall everyone!